New level of douchebaggery

Kinja'd!!! "wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony)
12/19/2015 at 16:09 • Filed to: None

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Sorry, I don’t have a picture to illustrate this but I am going to share what just happened. My wife and I just got out of the store buying presents. When we get to our car its covered in bird crap. The car was previously freshly washed. Upon closer inspection someone had also dumped a ton of bread crumbs on the car to attract the birds. Is this a new thing? What level of depravity and pettiness do you have to have to do that?


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 16:17

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That’s trying too hard to be annoying to random people.


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 16:23

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I gotta admit, it’s wrong but I’d scatter my fists all over their faces if I caught them.


Kinja'd!!! 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 16:30

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Do you have a nice car or something?

That’s retarded.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
12/19/2015 at 16:34

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It’s a Pontiac G8, it’s I’m good condition but it’s nothing amazing.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Leon711
12/19/2015 at 16:35

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My sentiments exactly


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Vicente Esteve
12/19/2015 at 16:36

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Seriously, who does that. Don’t people get tired of all the work it takes going into be a jerk?


Kinja'd!!! Berang > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 16:43

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Probably the same people that strangle stray dogs and think it’s funny.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Berang
12/19/2015 at 16:50

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Wait.. What??


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Birddog
12/19/2015 at 16:54

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You’ve never heard of this? Or worse, just kill lost dogs, cats, whatever. There are lots of disgusting people among us.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Berang
12/19/2015 at 17:08

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It should be legal to strangle or kill those people.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > scoob
12/19/2015 at 17:16

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There are a lot of people out there who think there’s nothing wrong with either killing animals, or destroying other people’s property. And they seem to take a perverse joy in it. I think most of them are just cowards who would never pick a fight with somebody who might fight back. It’s just a super pathetic power trip.


Kinja'd!!! Master Cylinder > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 17:16

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Yeah, that’s a new one on me too. People disgust me sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Berang
12/19/2015 at 17:25

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Basically... I hate people.

Some people.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 17:56

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I have no clue. This year in halloween I pasted cardboard teeth on my car and went to a friends house, when I went to see them again they were taken off with anger.


Kinja'd!!! Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 18:11

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Unless it wasn't random, and instead, one of your friends playing a very hardcore practical joke.


Kinja'd!!! DeLM > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 18:34

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someone needs a camera for Christmas, I mean if they poured breadcrumbs all over the car it was vandalism.... in my opinion.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious
12/19/2015 at 18:40

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They’re too lazy.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > DeLM
12/19/2015 at 18:41

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Honestly, I was more concerned with removing the poop than taking a picture, which I could have with my phone.


Kinja'd!!! 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 20:04

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I thought maybe it would at least make sense if you had a Ferrari or Aston or something but not even that....

(Still a nice car tho btw)


Kinja'd!!! DeLM > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 20:24

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no not to take a pic of the aftermath, so you could see who did it. have the perps caught in the act. 1. clean car. 2. call cops. show evidence. or know who did it, drive around or wait in the parking lot. whoop some ass.


Kinja'd!!! DeLM > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 20:25

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i should have specified video camera.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
12/19/2015 at 23:43

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Yeah doesn’t make sense. Maybe someone confused the kidney grill for a BMW.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > DeLM
12/19/2015 at 23:44

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It does have a dash cam but it’s only active when the car us in motion. I’m more saddened that someone would be so lame.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > wiffleballtony
12/19/2015 at 23:47

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What the fuck? Someone planned this out because nobody goes around with bread crumbs.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > Birddog
12/20/2015 at 04:59

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I knew kids in HS who liked to sit around with bows and shoot cats/kittens. Never understood that.

I have no problem with hunting to control wildlife populations and/or put food on the table, but just needlessly killing anything for ‘sport’ is messed up.


Kinja'd!!! DeLM > wiffleballtony
12/20/2015 at 08:05

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ahhhhh. My bad.. it is absolute shit when someone messes with another persons car. I am kinda a dick about mine, but I spent a month last winter restoring her and I don’t want anyone to ruin it, so i totally understand.


Kinja'd!!! wantafuncar > wiffleballtony
12/20/2015 at 09:28

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Most shopping center parking lots nowadays have cameras. May not be able to identify the perp by face, but maybe could see which vehicle they got into?

I’m sure some systmes are better than others, but I would at least call the store / shopping center security. I’d also do it quick - many of them have a quick reset (i.e. 48 hours or so and everything is erased)


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Rico
12/20/2015 at 18:50

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That was my thought as well.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > DeLM
12/20/2015 at 18:52

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I hear you, as much as I would like vengeance not much I could do without opening myself up for reprocussions.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > wantafuncar
12/20/2015 at 18:53

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Didn’t seem to be any permanent damage, and I checked, no cameras.